I'm so cliche, so fake, it's terrible. I steal everyone's jokes and one liners, turn them perverted and into mine and everyone thinks I'm great. Bleh. Wise up people. I like people who can see through that shit.

I enjoy meditating from time to time. I adore my friends, as I do hope they adore me! I enjoy humor, wit, sarcasm, as well as a tall glass of skim milk. Oh who am I kidding? I LOVE milk. It's my addiction. Vices are so...bleh! Can milk be a vice? I drink it a lot, sometimes a gallon a day. Sure, it'll be my vice. If I was born a few hundred years ago I would have worked as one of the men or women who stood in front of a tree and told stories to the town. I would report news, but in a really grand fashion. This about me stuff is really awful, it's not doing me any justice. I want to be famous, and I want to die like Anna Nicole Smith.

I'm moving to LA in January.





So ...Keep Talking Shit, You're Making Me Famous...

You'll Love Me, I Promise!

I like Shopping, Writing, Reading, Sleeping, Makeup, Making Fun of People, Pop Culture, Meditating, Debauchery, Playing Dress Up, Fucking With People in Public, Blogging, Pumpkin Muffins, Lip Gloss, Painting, Obsessively Cleaning, Think critically, Give pointless advice, Make Scenes, Costumes, Correcting Punctuation Errors, Taking Advantage of People/Places/Situations, Finding New Music, Fine Dining, Diagnosing personality disorders, Playing air guitar

AFI, Angelspit, Combichrist, Dashboard Confessional, The Dissociatives, Electrik Armie, Elliott Smith, Fall Out Boy, Fear Factory, Geoffrey Paris, Gwen Stefani, Hellogoodbye, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jeffree Star, Lil' Jon, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Panic at the Disco, Peaches, The Postal Service, Rammstein, Saosin, silverchair, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Starting Line, System of a Down, The Used, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

American Beauty, An Inconvenient Truth, Brokeback Mountain, Crash, The Devil Wears Prada, Erin Brockovitch, The Exorcist, Finding Neverland, Grindhouse, House of a 1000 Corpses, Jawbreaker, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Laramie Project, Mona Lisa Smile, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Party Monster, Psycho, Running With Scissors, Saved!, Scream, Seven, Shortbus, The Silence of the Lambs, Stepmom, Sunset Boulevard, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Transamerica, Twelve Monkeys

I don't watch television

35 Cents, A New Ladies Man, Brainless, The Confession, Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber, The Devil Wears Prada, Disco Bloodbath, Dry, Helter Skelter, How I Learned to Snap, Losing Matthew Shepard, The Lottery, Magically Thinking, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Queer, Running with Scissors, SCUM Manifesto, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Thinking Out Loud, The Trouble with Normal, Where the Wild Things Are, William Butler Yeats, The Women